You may wonder why self-appointed goodwill ambassadors to the world, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, were so happy to leave the U.S. for Namibia. It turns out the super movie couple are interested in freedom, but not necessarily freedom of the press.

Pitt and Jolie held a press conference yesterday in Namibia to say they aren’t getting married, are still rich and happy, and that they’re finally leaving the West African state for Los Angeles.

They limited the press conference to just Namibian reporters who, trust me, had better things to do considering their readers have never seen a Pitt or Jolie movie and are living on a dollar a day.